Thursday, June 25, 2009

Rumors Swirl....

I hate the days leading up to free agency... Every sports blogger passes on rumors that they are hearing from "multiple sources" or "verified sources"... Meanwhile they throw out 80+ rumors a day, then filate themselves when one of them partially comes true... Anyways here are my predictions...

- ShitTank wants more money, pens say eh, trade his rights for a draft pick or something dumb like that
- Guerrin returns to NY cause he is afraid that he'll throw his back out while moving his stuff to pittsburgh
- Penguins resign Boucher
- Penguins resign BDZ
- Pens trade Dupuis to Sammy's Famous Corned Beef (the East Liberty Location) for two corned beef sandwiches, 2 bags of chips (any variety) and a pitcher of Penn Dark for Mario and Ray Shero during their Lunch Break
- Pens resign Satan to a 1 year deal to keep him around as a potential 4th liner/AHL god
- In desperation for wingers on the cheap pens give Janne a 1 way contract (Janne - Malkin - Max)
- Chris Kunitz comes out of the closet

All of these are the results of my talks with un-verified sources that may or may not be figments of my imagination which may or may not be the result of alcohol abuse...

Kevin's Take:
To all bloggers, come on, tell me where you can hear better rumors? I know Vince doesn't does want to reveal PATP's sources, but we have to give props to Huggy Bear for all the above rumors.

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